The Evil Beet,
May 14, 2008
Heading up this year's list: America Ferrera! And Chelsea Clinton is #2! And I just barely snuck in there at the #3 spot!
No, I'm kidding. I'm actually at #15.
Whatever.
The real #1 is supermodel Marisa Miller, who is valuable primarily for the work she's done in the field of neuroplasticity, aiming to slow the degenerative process of Alzheimer's patients
LOL. After I wrote that, I read the little blurb the Maxim guys wrote about Marisa. It includes this quote from her: "I get a kick out of it, but it would be stupid to let it go to my head. It’s modeling--I didn’t find the cure for cancer."
Scarlett Johansson takes the #2 spot, and Jessica Biel's at #3.
Also in the top ten: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Elisha Cuthbert, Eva Mendes, Christina Aguilera, Lindsay Lohan (really???) and Ashley Tisdale.
Britney's at #19. Fergie's at #35. Vanessa Hudgens is at #12. Danica Patrick's at #91. And newly-18 Emma Watson comes in at #94. Tila Tequila brings up the rear at #100.
The full list is here.
The Evil Beet
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