The Evil Beet,
Jul 10, 2008
So everyone was all wetting their pants yesterday about how OK! magazine is going to pay Matthew McConaughey $3M for the first photos of Baby Gravity Bong -- aka Levi -- including shots of his first Christmas.
Now comes news that the photos of the Brangelina twins are going to go for AT LEAST $16M. That's where bidding is at right now. Even if you go with a per-capita average, Matthew McConaughey's child is worth less than half of a single Brangelina tot. You know that kid's going to spend the rest of his life trying to prove he's just as good as a Jolie-Pitt.
Oh. And apparently another clause in the Brangelina deal is that the magazine that runs the photos cannot use the term "Brangelina." Apparently Brangelina hates that term. WTF? Would you rather we have gone with Pittlie? Or we could shorten it further and just call you guys Pittle. And so that spell-check's not always tagging it, how about we just spell it Piddle? Okay then. The Piddle Babies are on their way!
