Chris Robinson thinks he can file for divorce from Kate Hudson without anyone noticing if he does it over TomKat Wedding Weekend. You underestimate us, Chris. [Evil Beet]

Britney Spears and her new extensions score with the Vegas casinos and possibly Mario Lopez. Some other bloggers may refer to Lopez as a star of Saved by the Bell and, more recently, Dancing with the Stars. I will, now and always, refer to him as the jackass who married the Doritos girl and then cheated on her three days after the wedding. Come on, Brit. You can do better. [Faded Youth]

Paris Hilton gets stupid drunk, heads home with Stavros Niarchos, flashes her tit for the cameras. In other words, it was a Thursday. (Link NSFW) [X17]

Kimberly Stewart denies having a liver disease, agrees with me that her father crossed the line by a good solid mile. "I love my dad but sometimes he has a big mouth, and not just when he's singing. I don't have a liver disease." [Celebrity Smack]

If we could just put aside the needs of African children for one moment and do some real charity work, Lindsay Lohan needs underwear. Please. (Link NSFW) [Perez Hilton]

Why bother getting raped when you can just pay to have sex with Mike Tyson? Heidi Fleiss says she has hired the boxer as an "employee" of her planned Nevada brothel for female clientele. [Tabloid Whore]

I know I give her a hard time, but I'll be honest: Katharine McPhee looks killer in these recent photo shoots. [Pop on the Pop]

Okay, it's over. I have been putting off saying this for a really long time -- even though I saw it coming -- because it's saddening to me, and it feels like the end of a truly glorious era. But it's happened, and there's no more denying it: Pamela Anderson looks old. [Teddy and Moo]

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