The Evil Beet,
Aug 06, 2008
Jenna Jameson's internal organs still function? The porn-star-turned-celebutante is apparently preggers, which just seems implausible to me, because I figured if the anorexia hadn't completely destroyed her uterus, the twenty-year parade of huge penises would have, but I guess I was wrong, because Tito Ortiz has successfully knocked her up. I guess if it can happen to Bones Richie, it can happen to anyone.
This kid is going to be so miserable. Like, pretty much anything anyone says about his mama is going to be true. Any joke that begins with "Yo momma's such a slut ..." will have to end with a nod of begrudging agreement from this child, instead of a left hook. That's unfortunate.
The Evil Beet
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