Are Ellen and Portia Falling Apart?Why we haven't covered Ellen's doggie tale so far and why we are now.
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We haven't been covering the Ellen vs. the Dog People story around here because, honestly, I feel awful for her and I hate to exploit her for this. Normally exploitation isn't really a tough thing for me, but my cats are like my children, and if someone tried to take them from me they would have to do so over my cold, dead body. Anyway. For such a seasoned professional as Ellen, it is surprising that she broke down on live TV. Is there perhaps something more going on behind the scenes? Star magazine says yes:
I didn't realize that, even in lesbian relationships, you could get dumped for the younger woman. I always figured Ellen was the older, less attractive gentleman in this relationship. Like, when you move into the penthouse with that slightly overweight hedge fund manager who keeps an inhaler in his briefcase, you know exactly what you're getting into. You don't get to later be like, "You know, I thought you'd get hotter with time." The Evil Beet Celebrity gossip with an evil twist. Most Popular Stories
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