The Evil Beet,
Jul 08, 2008
Dude, will Drew Barrymore never find everlasting love?
I want it for her so, so badly.
I feel like we all have a lot riding on this. I feel like Drew is a mirror of myself. Like, if Drew Barrymore can find true love, maybe I have a chance. If she keeps breaking up with dudes time and time again, I am totally screwed. And not in the good we'll-cuddle-and-name-our-unborn-children-afterwards kind of way. Just screwed.
Anyway, Drew's rep confirmed that she and Justin Long have entered splitsville, although she didn't give a reason for it. The two met on the set of He's Just Not That Into You, which I think was the initial problem with the relationship. They should never have made a movie out of that book. I said that all along. It's like heresy. Now everyone involved is doomed.
The Evil Beet
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