Country singer Sara Evans, who currently appears on ABC's hit Dancing with the Stars, announced on Thursday that she will be dropping out of the show to cope with her divorce from her husband of thirteen years, Craig Schelske.

I can't say I blame her. Have you ever been bored and lonely (and possibly a little bit drunk) on a Saturday night and spent a few minutes (or hours) perusing the Craigslist Casual Encounters listings just to assure yourself there are people out there far more sad and desperate than yourself? No? Oh. Yeah, me neither. But, anyway, there are people who utilize those listings in earnest, and those people, apparently, count Sara Evans' husband among their ranks. Schelske's posts "involve requests for three party sex and anal sex," and her Prince Charming allegedly has on his computer at least 100 photographs of himself posing in an aroused state.

If that's not enough of a fairy tale, Evans' Romeo watched sexually explicit videos in their home in front of their three young children, allegedly prompting one of the kids to "confront" him about the porn on the TV. I'm not sure exactly how a young-child-to-porn-watching-father "confrontation" plays out, but I'm sure it's not representative of a happy home.

Think on the bright side, Sara: There are, like, eight solid country albums in this.

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