Britney Spears' Dad to Retain Conservatorship
Hey, somebody's gotta keep the crotch shots in check.
Britney Spears leaves the B2V hair salon in Beverly Hills having spent 4 hrs preparing herself for a rumoured video appearence on Madonnas Sweet and Sticky tour. Spears also tries to hide her face with her designer handbag which draws attention to her spotty chin.. . Ref: SPL39003 080708 .Picture by: TC /CW / Splash News . . Splash News and Pictures .Los Angeles .New York .London . -
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There was a hearing today to determine whether or not Jamie Spears would retain his conservatorship over Britney moving forward, and a court decided that, thank goodness, he will. The conservatorship will stay in place until at least December 31 of this year. This is probably a good thing for Britney and the rest of the world in general. It's just a very sad thing if you were holding your breath for new photos of Britney's Britney. And by that second "Britney" I of course mean "vagina." Ever since Lauren Conrad was all like "I just saw Lo's Britney!" on The Hills I have totally adopted the use of that word. I lovelovelove it. When I'm trying to seduce a man, I run my fingers up and down his chest and say "Hey, baby, wanna see my Britney?" This is probably why I never succeed in seducing a man. That and the Living with Herpes book my father super-glued to my nightstand while he was visiting. Cute, Dad. Real cute. Why don't you just go get yourself a conservatorship if you care so much? The Evil Beet Celebrity gossip with an evil twist. Most Popular Stories
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