The Evil Beet,
Jul 31, 2008
There was a hearing today to determine whether or not Jamie Spears would retain his conservatorship over Britney moving forward, and a court decided that, thank goodness, he will.
The conservatorship will stay in place until at least December 31 of this year.
This is probably a good thing for Britney and the rest of the world in general. It's just a very sad thing if you were holding your breath for new photos of Britney's Britney. And by that second "Britney" I of course mean "vagina." Ever since Lauren Conrad was all like "I just saw Lo's Britney!" on The Hills I have totally adopted the use of that word. I lovelovelove it. When I'm trying to seduce a man, I run my fingers up and down his chest and say "Hey, baby, wanna see my Britney?" This is probably why I never succeed in seducing a man. That and the Living with Herpes book my father super-glued to my nightstand while he was visiting. Cute, Dad. Real cute. Why don't you just go get yourself a conservatorship if you care so much?
The Evil Beet
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