The Evil Beet,
May 01, 2008
Isn't it every girl's dream to have a rock star write a song about her?
Well, Paris Hilton has officially realized that dream.
Benji Madden has written a song about his girlfriend, Paris Hilton. It's called "Shine Your Light [Into the Vast Cavern That Is My Vagina, Because I Think The Last Guy Left His Car Keys In There]." No, I'm kidding. It's just called "Shine Your Light." And I bet it really, really sucks.
Says Paris: "He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio. He surprised me with it. It's called, 'Shine Your Light.' It's this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me."
Oh, Paris. I hate you so.
The Evil Beet
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