Today is Not a Fun Day to Be Jessica Simpson

Poor Jessica!

News broke this morning that she and Tony Romo had split. Ouch.

And after that, Glamour released their interview with her, where she's cooing over how very wonderful Tony is. Embarrassing!

And now Us Weekly's talking about how gosh-darn drunk Jessica got the day that former flame John Mayer went public with his new relationship with Jennifer Aniston.

The 27-year-old singer was so out of it after a four-hour session of drinking at L.A.'s Mexicali Cocina Cantina on May 10 – which started at the pre-happy hour of 4 p.m. with BFF CaCee Cobb and her beau Donald Faison – that she was reduced to leaving her Range Rover in the parking lot and calling her mom Tina for a ride home, Us reports (for good measure, CaCee Cobb threw up under the table).

Well, at least she didn't try to drive home.

Rumors are beginning to swirl that Tony dumped Jessica because it was so obvious she wasn't over John Mayer.

Aw, Jess. I got your back, girl! You get good and drunk, honey. Get good and drunk for the both of us, because men totally blow ass ... except for the ones who read my blog. You guys rock!

The Evil Beet
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