Crime of Fashion: Lindsay Lohan

We charge LiLo with a fashion felony.
Lindsay Lohan parties at the AXE Lounge on June 12, 2009 in Southampton, New York.
Lindsay Lohan parties at the AXE Lounge on June 12, 2009 in Southampton, New York. - Getty Images
Kate Napleton

Lindsay Lohan, so good to see you with red hair again. In fact, when I saw the waist-up version of this picture, I thought, wow, she doesn't look like a train wreck. How surprising! Good for you, Lindsay Lohan! You go, Lindsay Lohan!

And that is why I am so deeply offended by the scroll-down. A sequin spaghetti strap crop top? Is this 1997? No, it couldn't be, because you were still cute then. In the adapted words of your famed nemesis, Regina George in Mean Girls, those are the ugliest f-ing shoes I have ever seen. Here's a hint, if they take too many words to describe then they are confusing and also ugly. Yours take thirteen words. Black-leather-hidden-platform-peep-toe-flip-flop-five-inch-cone-heel-booties. Simple math.

That being said, I'm as firmly on Team Lindsay as ever. I'm waiting for a comeback no one saw coming. Now, if only we could get you to stop wearing leggings as if they were actual pants.

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