Janet Jackson Launching New Line of Wardrobe Malfunction Jokes

Bring it on, Janet.
Singer Janet Jackson arrives at the third annual Loveday celebration and Cartier Love Charity Bracelet launch held at a private residence on June 18, 2008 in Los Angeles, California
LOS ANGELES, CA - JUNE 18: Signer Janet Jackson arrives at the third annual Loveday celebration and Cartier Love Charity Bracelet launch held at a private residence on June 18, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images) - Getty Images
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Well, okay, technically, she's launching a new line of lingerie. But it can only result in hundreds of thousands of unfunny wardrobe malfunction-related jokes made by bloggers, fashionistas and reporters the world over. Bring it on, Janet.

The line is called Pleasure Principle, and it's expected to hit stores in November.

"People have come to me with other ideas, but lingerie is a passion for me, and just like music and acting, I can't do it unless I put 100 percent into it," Jackson said.

Jackson's 14-design line of underpinnings, crafted mainly from satin and lace and heavy on feminine details, will be available in department stores and mass retailers this fall, with each piece priced at under $40.

"It makes you feel incredible and offers variety as diverse as the women who will wear it," Jackson said of the line, named after her 1987 hit.

Lingerie is a passion for you? Who says that?

Whatever. Maybe I'm being too hard on her because I'm PMS-ing. I get anxious in the days before my period. After all, tampons are a passion for me.



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