Portuguese Princess From Providence

I had a hard time determining what the title of this post should be. On the one hand, I wanted it call it 'You Better Not' in reference to Renny's comment back at Libra in their argument on the show tonight. I'd actually started writing a post with that title until it came time to listen to Dan during the POV ceremony.

So now you know.

Michelle is the Portuguese princess from Providence? Seriously, I have to barf. I don't know which is worse. Hearing Dan say that to her and everybody else in the house while begging for his BB life or actually typing that phrase.

On behalf of Dan, I'd like to apologize to two sets of peoples. To those of you who happen to be related to any Portuguese royalty in previous generations, please pay no attention to Dan. He knows not what he says. He is yet another example of a stupid American. I have watched this person named Michelle on the live video feeds and I can attest to the fact that she is no princess. She's certainly no princess belonging to blood so prestigious as that of the Portuguese. Again, please forgive Dan for saying such a thing.

And also on behalf of Dan, I'd like to apologize to the people of the glorious state of Rhode Island. I can't imagine the huge burden this person named Michelle has placed, and continues to place, upon your tiny state. For Dan to publicly call her a princess has to have caused even more damage to Little Rhody's name. I am a Texan and I would like to offer our grand state's extended arms to your poofy-haired and vain resident but I don't believe the governor would allow it. Perhaps an arrangement can be made with either the state of North Dakota or Montana?

Really though, it was a great show tonight. Jessie and his stupid muscle shirts and pointy nipples graced my eyes so often tonight I thought I was going to go blind. Michelle should be glad that her little power trip up in the HOH room with Jessie and Steven wasn't shown that much. Those of us watching the feeds at that time know what a little bitch she is. She might still have a few fans left outside of Rhode Island and Portugal but I doubt it.

And how about Libra? The girl was cold busted and she knew it. One thing that most of us have learned in life is that when people protest a little too much, it usually means they're guilty. I was just glad that Renny was there to finish the call-out. Libra must have forgotten in her slop stupor (she'd been on real food for three days when she said what she did) that one of the "old" people was right there when she was saying what she said. Understand that?

I wasn't a fan of Renny's after the first show but I have to tell you, that LSU gal from New Orleans has grown on me like a heat rash. She was once at the bottom of my list but no more. I love watching and listening to her on the feeds and I hope she wins the whole thing this season. I at least want her to last longer than Michelle, Jessie, and Libra.

But back on topic, the Power of Veto competition was a cool one. I can understand how they'd lose their concentration when that blind came rolling down. But it was really interesting watching Keesha, Michelle, and Libra passing time until the slop pass was out of play. I felt bad for Keesha getting the raw end of the deal on that one but I was also happy that she stood her ground. And I hope and pray that she's really not with the Libra/April/Ollie alliance. *crosses fingers*

It does still look as though Steven will be the one leaving the Big Brother house tomorrow night and that's sad. At the same time though, he's really too nice of a guy to play this kind of game. Perhaps Wheel Of Fortune or The Price Is Right would be better suited for him.

And a little treat to those of you who may not have been watching the live feeds earlier this evening -- be sure to set your DVR or Tivo (or even VCR if you still use one of those) to record The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson on CBS tonight. Check your programming guide for when it comes on if you're not sure. But let's just say that Julie Chen and twelve of her favorite houseguests will be starring in a segment. Judging by the hamsters' reactions on the live feeds after the segment was filmed it seems that a few of them were put in their place.

So what did you think about the show tonight? Is the Portuguese Princess from Providence your absolute favorite hamster of all time? I honestly can't imagine any of you thinking otherwise.

;)

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