Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake Engaged

Yes, we usually don’t delve into the deep pool that is Hollywood gossip here at Film.com, but this is important. Sit down, I need to tell you something. Well, you probably already know, since you clicked on this article and read the headline. It’s going to be okay, we’re going to get through this. We’re gonna put on old episodes of Seventh Heaven while we simultaneously play an N*Sync CD, and in a few hours we’re going to move from despair to joy, I promise.

People reports that Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake got engaged recently, apparently “The big moment happened while the on-again couple were in Big Sky Country, on their annual vacation to Montana, according to the source, who reveals Justin proposed with a “custom-designed” ring.”

Custom designed? No! Impossible! But anyway, since they’ve been together for about four years and seem to be in love and happy? Yes, a wedding makes good sense, and we approve. And now, women and men alike shall begin the traditional weeping, gnashing of teeth, and divorce speculation that follows a Hollywood engagement of this magnitude.

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